Eat the Rich

Ronald Allen

Cmdr. Fortune

Jimmy Fagg

Jimmy

Lanah P

Alex

Fiona Richmond

Fiona

Sandra Dorne

Sandra

Lemmy Kilmister

Spider

Nosher Powell

Nosher

Dave Beard

Gen. Karpov

Ron Tarr

Ron

Kevin Allen

Waiter 1

Rowland Rivron

Star Reporter

Rowena Bently

Indecisive Girlfriend

Angela Bowie

Henry's Wife

Shane MacGowan

Terrorist

Simon Brint

Brink

Rene Bruchet

Jane

Katrin Cartlidge

Katrin

Robbie Coltrane

Jeremy

Neil Dickson

Gerry

Sue Lloyd

Val

Dawn French

Debbie Draws

Sandie Shaw

Edgeley's Girlfriend

Miranda Richardson

DHSS Blonde

Pete Richens

Cafe Owner

Adrian Edmondson

Charles

Rik Mayall

Micky

Peter Richardson

Henry

Jennifer Saunders

Lady Caroline

Bill Wyman

Toilet Victim

Paul McCartney

Banquet Guest

Koo Stark

Hazel

Daniel Peacock

Terence

Derren Nesbitt

Manager

Nigel Planer

DHSS Manager

Debbie Linden

Layla

Christopher Malcolm

Steinbeck

Jonathan Stratt

Policeman

Rupert Vansittart

Rupert

Marika Rivera

Marika

Hugh Cornwell

Edgeley

Sean Chapman

Mark

Tim Van Rellim

Police Inspector

Jools Holland

Sun Reporter

Miles A. Copeland III

Derek

Simon Drake

Waiter

Bob Flag

Indecisive Customer

Norman Fisher

Footman

Peter Fontaine

Banquet Man

Cathryn Harrison

Joanna

Fran Fullenwider

Queen

Adrian Funnell

Waiter

Joanne Good

Jaqueline

Avril Rankin

Avril

Frank Murray

Terrorist

Tricia Ronane

Tricia

Barney Sharp

Barney

Steve Walsh

Record Executive

John Wilson

Waiter

Eddie Yeoh

Mr Chow

Terence Wood

Terrorist

Peter Rosengard

Israeli Ambassador

Lucien Morgan

Banquet Guest

Claire King

Yuppie Bitch