S.F.W.

Stephen Dorff

Cliff Spab

Reese Witherspoon

Wendy Pfister

Jake Busey

Morrow Streeter

Joey Lauren Adams

Monica Dice

Pamela Gidley

Janet Streeter

David Barry Gray

Scott Spab

Jack Noseworthy

Joe Dice

Richard Portnow

Gerald Parsley

Tobey Maguire

Al

Amber Benson

Babs Wyler

John Roarke

Phil Donahue Clone / Sam Donaldson Clone / Alan Dershowitz / Ted Koppel Clone / Larry King Clone

Edward Wiley

Mr. Spab

Lela Ivey

Mrs. Spab

Natasha Gregson Wagner

Kristen

Annie McEnroe

Dolly

Virgil Frye

Earl

Francesca P. Roberts

Kim Martin

Soon-Tek Oh

Milt Morris

Steve Antin

Dick Zetterland

Gary Coleman

Gary Coleman

Melissa Sullivan

Sandy Hooten

Blair Tefkin

Allison Ash

Caroline Barclay

Mindy Lawford

Lenny Wolpe

Phil Connors

Natalie Strauss

Rita Connors

Dana Allan Young

Johnny

China Kantner

Female Pantyhose Gunman

Kathryn Atwood

Pebbles Goren

Frank Collison

Distressed Witness

Sylvia Short

Doctor Travis

Sandra Phillips

Female Talent Agent

Gary Grossman

Male Talent Agent

Michele Seipp

Hotel Receptionist

Stephanie Cambria

Dori Smelling (as Stephanie Friedman)

Adam Small

Burger Boy Manager

Ben Slack

Mayor

Carol Hankins

Nervous Lady on Talkshow

Kristen Ernst

Teenage Girl on Talkshow

Mil Nicholson

Woman at Homecoming

Charles Font

Burger Boy Worker

John Chaidez

Burger Boy Worker

Corey Gunnestad

Burger Boy Worker

William Scott Brown

Reporter

Lisa Dinkins

Reporter

Amber Edam

Reporter

Jerome Front

Reporter

Susan Harney

Reporter

Philip Moon

Reporter

Joanne Takahashi

Reporter

Richard S. Wilson

Reporter

Ada Gorn

Photographer

Jón Bjarni Guðmundsson

Photographer

Bernadette Elise

Photographer