Vulgar

Brian O'Halloran

Will Carlson / Flappy / Vulgar

Bryan Johnson

Syd Gilbert

Jerry Lewkowitz

Ed Fanelli

Ethan Suplee

Frankie Fanelli

Matthew Maher

Gino Fanelli

Debra Karr

Mother

Kevin Smith

Martan Ingram

Scott Mosier

Scotty

Jason Mewes

Tuott the Basehead

Walt Flanagan

Caddy

Diana Devlin

Sultry Audience Member

Don Gentile

Sleepy Bum

Thomas W. Leidner

Large Bum

David Gilbert

Delinquent #1

Erik Johnson

Delinquent #2

Scott Schiaffo

Travis Lee

Darin Johnson

Boy #1

Brian Hartsgrove

Boy #1

Aaron Hakeem

Cop #1

Jamie Schutz

Cop #2

Brian Hartsgrove

Boy #2

Susanna Jolly

Jill

Ceton Tate

Ashley

Gertrude Johnson

Old Lady

Paris Petrick

Nurse Ratchet

Jay Petrick

Wilma Carlson

Michael DeNigris

Sam Mosier

Robert Hawk

Old Man

Michael G. Tierney

Skinny Bum

Jill Robertson

Shongo

Kiven Wiedmyer

Irate Motorist

Brian Quinn

Traffic Cop

Tim Miller

Gillian

Melissa Rayworth

Kelly Fanelli

Deanna Rowe

Jenny Fanelli

Tobias Carroll

Toby

David Klein

Cinnamon

Edgar Johnson

Diaper Boy

Bob Farley

Barron

Joe Mullins

Joe-Joe

John Sobestanovich

Beggar

Jeff Anderson

Surly Duck (voice) (uncredited)