Knots

Scott Cohen

Dave Segel

John Stamos

Cal Scoppa

Annabeth Gish

Greta Siegel

Paulina Porizkova

Lily Kildear

Michael Leydon Campbell

Jake Elovitch

Tara Reid

Emily

Linda Larkin

Annette

KaDee Strickland

Molly

Sarah Litzsinger

Andrea

Eric Zuckerman

Summons Server

John Heinlein

Leering mover

Elliot Villar

Oblivious mover

Mike Taranto

Mike the bartender

Katie Orenstein

Hot chick at basketball court

Kathleen Truitt

Departing party girl

Steve Mastro Jr.

Party ass-grabber

Melanie Lewis

Crazy dancing chick

Neil Turitz

Hunk at water cooler

Stephanie Kurtzuba

Sheila

John Rothman

Dave's Lawyer

Karen Malecki

Office Eye Candy (as Karen Waiton)

Brette Taylor

Emily (uncredited)