There's Only One Jimmy Grimble

Lewis McKenzie

Jimmy Grimble

Jane Lapotaire

Alice Brewer

Gina McKee

Donna Grimble

Robert Carlyle

Eric Wirral

Ben Miller

Johnny Two Dogs

Wayne Galtrey

Walkway Kid

Ciarán Griffiths

Psycho

Bobby Power

'Gorgeous' Gordon Burley

Ray Winstone

Harry

Samia Longchambon

Sara

Antony Marsh

Crane

Charles Denton

The Cat

Azmier Ahmed

Elvis

John McArdle

Headmaster

Ann Aris

Governor 1

Richard Heap

Governor 2

John Henshaw

Ken Burley

Michael J. Jackson

Colin

Jim Whelan

Robbie Brewer

Jacqueline Leonard

Kath

Chris Carson

Greenock Team

Lee Price

Greenock Team

Abdi Ismail

Greenock Team

Andy Hampson

Greenock Team

Gareth Gibson

Greenock Team

Andrew Schofield

Wreckingham Referee

Barry Edwards

Wreckingham Goalie

Carl Chase

Thug in Pub

Steve Garti

Security Guard

Sean McGowan

Northmoor Referee

Dave Hill

United Scout

Julie Brown

Underwear Party Guest

Trevor Dwyer-Lynch

Hard Hat

Liam Fox

Sales Assistant

Alan Keegan

Stadium Announcer

Warren Dennis

Himself

Michael McWilliams

Himself

Gareth Cavanagh

Himself

Daniel Harrison

Himself

Simon Clifford

Cup Final Referee (uncredited)

Sam Cunningham

Melanie Morisson (uncredited)

Sean Delaney

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