Mini's First Time

Alec Baldwin

Martin Tennan

Nikki Reed

Minerva 'Mini' Droggs

Jeff Goldblum

Mike Rudell

Luke Wilson

Det. Dwight Garson

Joe Egender

Jimmy

Carrie-Anne Moss

Diane Droggs Tennan

Svetlana Metkina

Jelena

David Shatraw

Husband #1

Sprague Grayden

Kayla

Rick Fox

Fabrizio

Michael Laskin

Irv Flachsman

Orlando Seale

Carlos

Jerry Giles

Promise Keeper

Jean St. James

Helga Hauptführer

Artie Baxter

Troy

Lewis Tan

Skatepunk #2

Heidi Ferrer

Jennifer

Britt Morrow

Lois

Andrea Lwin

Jupiter Courier Clerk

Nana Visitor

Principal Patty Andrews

Courtney Thomas

Becky

Hailey Bright

Teenage Girl (uncredited)

Victoria Chalaya

Mini's Schoolmate (uncredited)

RaMona Fleetwood

Drum Circle (uncredited)

Marjorie Eber

Club Dancer (uncredited)

Kathleen LaGue

Additional Voices (voice) (uncredited)

Joel McHale

Host

David Andriole

Charles Mather