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The Onion Movie
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The Onion Movie
Comedy

The Onion Movie

“America's finest news source.”

6.1/ 10 253 votes 2008-05-31 1h 30m 2 popularity

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Director: Mike Maguire

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Len Cariou

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

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