Full Credits
88 members

Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey

Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman

Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker

Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey

James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker

Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey

Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia (as Maria Canals)

Robert Machray
Texas Man

Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife

Mark Devine
Trent

Kenan Thompson
Kenan

Jay Johnston
Rex

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson

Jessica Lee Keller
Group Dancer
Vincent Riverside
Henchman

Mark Ginther
Henchman
Carrick O'Quinn
Henchman

Mitch Silpa
Henchman
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman

Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard

Ted Rooney
Security Guard

Brandon Molale
Doorman

Erick Avari
Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
Businessman

Michael DeLuise
Businessman

Larry Cedar
Businessman

Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard

Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer

Roger Mussenden
Waiter
Al Goto
Ninja Warrior

Simon Rhee
Ninja Warrior

Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder

Chao-Li Chi
Mongolian
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Ava Metz
Another German

Bo Derek
Herself
Barry Bernardi
Bernardo
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer

Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
GuelmarΓ Oppenheimer
Waitress

Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer

Patricia De Leon
Waitress
Phil Fischer
Bully

Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Jock
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid

Naya Rivera
Captain America Kid

Julius Ritter
Captain America Kid

Brighton Hertford
Captain America Kid

Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer
Chef

Leland Crooke
Appraiser
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Constitution Security Guard

Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln

Stuart Quan
Ninja
Spencer Sano
Ninja

Hiro Koda
Ninja

Johnny Tri Nguyen
Ninja
Yoshio Iizuka
Ninja

Ronn Surels
Ninja

Andy Cheng
Ninja

Steven Ho
Ninja

Tony Wilde
Doug
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl

Leasi Andrews
Big Bottom Girl

Anna Marie Goddard
Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin
Big Bottom Girl

Adrian Armas
Group Dancer

Gustavo Vargas
Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof
Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco
Group Dancer

Andrea Bogart
Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell
Group Dancer

Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)

Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)

Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
Shane (uncredited)

Michael Johnson
Himself

Cole Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Dylan Sprouse
Young Pistachio

Jesse Ventura
Self (uncredited)
50 members
Perry Andelin Blake
Director
Nancy Karlin
Script Supervisor
Harris Goldberg
Writer
Dana Carvey
Writer
Barry Bernardi
Producer
Derek Dauchy
Co-Producer
Allegra Clegg
Unit Production Manager
Sidney Ganis
Producer
Roger Mussenden
Casting
Elizabeth Boykewich
Casting
Allegra Clegg
Co-Producer
Harris Goldberg
Co-Producer
Todd Garner
Producer
Alex Siskin
Producer
Dino Stamatopoulos
Co-Producer
Jack Giarraputo
Executive Producer
Adam Sandler
Executive Producer
Helen Geier
Casting Assistant
Lisa Swain
Production Coordinator
Ralph Coleman
Location Manager
Peter Lyons Collister
Director of Photography
Marc Ellis
Original Music Composer
J.J. George
Music Editor
Michael Dilbeck
Music Supervisor
Stuart Grusin
Music Editor
Domenic Silvestri
Art Direction
Jeff Markwith
Set Designer
Dawn Brown
Set Designer
John B. Josselyn
Art Direction
Suzan Wexler
Set Designer
Alan Au
Production Design
Robert Greenfield
Set Decoration
George Cawood
Title Designer
Susan Detrie
Title Designer
Tom Lackey
Location Scout
Mona May
Costume Design
Sandy S. Solowitz
Editor
Peck Prior
Editor
Joe Bucaro III
Stunts
Al Goto
Stunts
Tyler Butler
Post Production Supervisor
Nicole Randall
Stunt Double
Peewee Piemonte
Stunts
Annie Ellis
Stunts
Paula Abdul
Choreographer
Carrick O'Quinn
Stunts
Clayton J. Barber
Stunts
Simon Rhee
Stunts
Ben Scott
Stunts
Anne Fletcher
Choreographer