The Silence of the Hams

Ezio Greggio

Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane

Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacula

Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton

Jane Wine

Martin Balsam

Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin

Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin

The Ranger

Phyllis Diller

Old Secretary

Bubba Smith

Olaf

Larry Storch

Sergeant

Rip Taylor

Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Nedra Volz

Ranger's Wife

Andre Rosey Brown

Motorcycle Cop

Henry Silva

Police Chief

Marshall Bell

Cross Dressing Agent

Lee Allan

Agent #1

Sal Landi

Agent #2

Pat Rick

President Bill Clinton

Tony Cox

Dwarf Guard

Joe Dante

Dying Man

John Carpenter

Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Irwin Keyes

Guard

Eddie Deezen

Video Cameraman

Ken Davitian

Luciano Pavarotti

Peter DeLuise

Checkout Guard

John Landis

FBI Agent

David DeLuise

Policeman #1

Al Ruscio

Phillip Morris

Dom Irrera

Gas Station Attendant

Lance Kinsey

Investigating Officer

Shelly Desai

Trick

Lonnie Burr

Drunk

Debra Christofferson

Misery Woman

Linda Lutz

Housedress Woman

Rudy De Luca

Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac

Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst

Beautiful Woman

Jeff Celentano

Agent

Raymond Serra

Agent Prostitute #1

Daniel McVicar

Forensics Expert

Wilhelm von Homburg

Maitre 'D

John Roarke

Ex-President George Bush

Jeff Bright

Mummy

Kimber Sissons

Push-Up Lady

Lynn Shirey

First Lady Hillary Clinton

John Fadule

Policeman #2

Seifullah Ziyad II

Michael Jackson

Jim Maniaci

Rape Culturist #1

Manny Molina

Rape Culturist #2

Robert Muse

Agent Prostitute #2

Lana Schwab

Nurse

Matteo Molinari

Bellboy

Rino Piccolo

Ambulance Driver

Mel Brooks

Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Ray S. Ellerbe

Agent (uncredited)

Cornelia Johnsson

Sharon Bone (uncredited)

Angela Masini

Fat Woman (uncredited)